A journey to the other side of the galaxy and back, what could be more fun? I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been one asteroid storm away from being the equivalent of a bug on a windshield. Or that one time when I had a galactoid army chasing after me. And how could I forget about the time my spaceship got stolen while I was trying to get laid by a chick at the bar. I’m a trillion miles away from home but I couldn’t feel more alive. I hardly know where I’ve been. I just realized I have no clue where I’m at. And sure as hell don’t know where I’m going. I truly am lost in the cosmos.