"Hi, my name is Poop, and these little ones of mine are my company, you can call us "Poppies". Wherever I go my buddies come with me, and I couldn't ask for better company. I mean I could, but are you ready to put up with this family? Hope so! We're not the best looking beings, nor the best personality maybe, and definitely not the best smell, but the heart is there, and besides, there's no member of this family with as cool buddies as mine. AH! So... Are you convinced now?"